![]() (A white light suddenly washes over Mystique.) Mystique: Now, for the first time, I'm gonna show the world my true form. ![]() Jubilee: She agreed to do this when I said she could show her true form. NC: Wait, hasn't she tried to kill you guys a lot? Mystique: For years, I've said that I shouldn't have to parade around in this human form, that I should be able to show the world what I actually look like. Onscreen text describes her as "Sometimes Hero Sometimes Terrorist".) Jubilee (in ad): At Xavier's School for the Gifted, we provide a home for mutants of every kind. ![]() In the ad, gentle acoustic guitar music plays, and the "Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters" logo is shown over a field of flowers. Jubilee: Just look this over and tell me what you think. NC: Twelve, if you count the Christmas one, but what does that matter? Uh, what commercial special are you up to this year? (looks back into iPad) You know, it's a little odd to be reviewing an advertisement, right? I guess Jubilee just did a new ad for Xavier's School of the Gifted, and she wanted my opinion on it. NC: (sighs, looks into camera) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. Jubilee: Yes! All right, let me just boot it up. (Cut to the person who is talking to him: it's Jubilee (played by Heather), who has a pleading expression on her face.) Voice: Please! Please, please, please, please! He is holding up his Apple iPad to his face and listlessly listening as a whiny female voice is heard on it.) ![]() (The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by the NC title sequence. ![]()
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